Too funny English SMS
Too funny English SMS
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger ,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'.:-P
(2) he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)i
he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)
i said....
oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incodence!:O
i love my self too.... :p
(3) A physics student proposing a
A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:
I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.
Girl:
Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-
A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:
I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.
Girl:
Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-
1- Money can't buy happiness... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.
4- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! :-)
(5) To live a life, we
need:1. Bra
To live a life, we need:
1. Brain
2. Intelligence
3. Knowledge
4. Expression
5. Looks
6. Luck
So,
I salute YOU....
for managing Without these:-
To live a life, we need:
1. Brain
2. Intelligence
3. Knowledge
4. Expression
5. Looks
6. Luck
So,
I salute YOU....
for managing Without these:-
(6) when nobody loves u, when
when nobody loves u,
when nobody care 4 u,
when everybody ignore u,
then
sit in a CORNER,
close your arms
and says,
chawal e nay saray.
(7) A
child said 2 sales girl i
A child said 2 sales girl in sweets shop:
Miss will u marry me wen i grow up
Girl smiled & said YES
Child said:can u give ur future husband a free chocolate(",)
(8) Compaq is
considering chang
Compaq is considering changing the command (press any key) to (press RETURN key )
bcoz of the flood of calls asking where the any key is?
(9) A couple were arguing.
Wi
A couple were arguing.
Wife:u dont like anybody in my family
Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
(10) A baby was BORN to a
sardar
A baby was BORN to a sardar. When the nurse brought the baby to him he beamed out saying, Please dont tell my wife abt this, I want to give her a surprise!
How to Hack Facebook Easily
Easy Method To Hack Facebook Account
Hey
Guys, This Is Awesome Tutorial Written By Me And Note That This Is Not Any Type
Of Fake Methods, This Is Real And Worked Method To Hack Facebook In Just Couple
Of Minutes, In This Trick You Just Need Three Friends In Victim's Account. If
You Have This Then You Can Easily Hake Your Victim's Account.
Facebook
Is A Largest Community In This World, There Are Billions Of Accounts In
Facebook Community And There Are Lack Or Accounts Increase Day By Day, All
People Talking And Sharing Their Personal Things In Facebook, That's Why This
Facebook HACKING In Born. :D, M I Right ??
Facebook
Have Many Vulnerability To Hack Any Account But It Is Not Easy To Hack Facebook
Account, Mostly Facebook Have Vulnerability In Their Applications So People
Mostly Hack Facebook Using This Vulnerabilities And There Are Many Other
Methods To Hack Facebook Account Like Key loggers , Phishing, Forget Password
Trick, And Many More. In This Methods Most Of All Peoples Use Phishing Method
To Hack Facebook Account But Now We Are Going To Hack Facebook Account With 3
Friends Method Which Is Very Easy,
Here
Below All Steps To Hack Facebook With Easy Method,
Step
1 :- Go To Any Browser And Open "Facebook.com"
And Click On Forget Password Without Writing Anything.
Step
2 :- In Next Window You Have To Enter Victim's Email Id Or Phone Number. Then
Click On "Search".
Step
3 :- Then You Will See One Window Like Below, In This Click On "This Is My
Account".
Step
4 :- In This Next Step They Will Ask To Reset Password With Many Methods Like
Victim's Gmail, Yahoo Mail Address Or Victims' Phone Number And ETC But Don't
Worries We Don't Need This Information In This Step Just Click On "No
longer have access to these ?".
Step
5 :- Awww. . . Now It's Main Thing, If You Will Be Asked To Fill New Email
Address, Where You Want To Receive Password Link, So You Have One Email
Account, Just Make One Fake Account [Note:- Don't Register This Email Id In
Facebook]. So Enter Email Address And Click On "Submit".
Step
6 :- This Is Second Level Of Facebook Security Which Called As A "Security
Question", Here Facebook Have Vulnerability, You Just Have To Write Wrong
Answer Three Times, Then You Will Bypass This Security.
Step
7 :- In This Steps You Can Get Back To Your Facebook Account With Three
Friends, So You Can See One Window Below, Click On "Continue".
Step
8 :- After Click On "Continue" You Will Be Asked For Choose Three
Friends One By One. After Select Click On "Submit".
Step
9 :- Now Facebook Will Send Secret Code To This Three Friends, So Collect This
Code And Click On "Password Reset Link" Which You Got In Email.
That's
All. . .
There
Are Some Problem You Have To Face With This Method Which Are Below,
In
Step 4 When You Click On "No longer have access to these ?", If
Victim Has't Set Any Security Questions, Then You Can't Get Second Step, But You
Will Be Ask For Real Email Id, Check Out This.
After
Clicking "I cannot Access My Email". You Will Be See One Window Like
Below,
Under
This Type Of Situation Choose Different Method To Hack Facebook Or Choose
Another Victim
how to hack Facebook
How to hack Facebook
Introduction to facebook hacking
If you want to hack a facebook
account, you have stepped the right door. We are a team of software
students and we hack facebook accounts as to polish our programming skills as a
hobby. Now-a-days, the facebook hacking is becoming more and more difficult.
Gone are the days when a single brute force attack would crack open an account
within an hour. Facebook has, over the time, employed strategies and methods
that are very hard to crack. Nonetheless, Facebook hacking still is possible
using certain universal programming language holes which no matter how advanced
the security of a website like facebook gets, will still be there for hackers
to use. This is where we come in, we play a part in exploiting these language
holes and retrive out the sensitive information right out of facebook servers.
History
The incidences of hacking of
facebook accounts of famous celebrities is increasing by the day.
Reason of which is revolutionary increased interest in Kali Linux, a platform
designed to test the security of a system but can also be used to break it. Some
of the examples of these hacking includes the facebook account of Enrique
Iglesias, the renowned singer; Pervaiz Musharraf, ex-President of Pakistan;
Arijit Singh, another renowned singer and so many more. The hacking of these
celebrities is a strong indicator of the rapidly increasing exploitation of
facebook hacking methods.
Methodology
There are certain other backdoor entries
programs also available forhacking into a facebook account. Such
includes keyloggers, semi-brute-force attacks, cookie-retrivals and some other
notorious and rare programs.
Our perspective
Hacking a facebook account isn't evil.
Yes, its wrong but not evil. Hacking into a facebook account is fun. You get to
know the reality of your friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, family members,
rivals and enemies about what do they talk to other people about you or what
are they plotting against you. You get to know whether your hunny-bunny darling
is faithful to you or is cheating behind your back. Facebook conversations are
a smooth way to know the reality of a relationship.
Our Promise
Now, we do not guarantee a successful hacking of
account since facebook has different servers with different configurations and
security strategies, but, since we are totally free to use, there is no harm in
trying us. We have a success rate of around 60% through Kali Linux hacking
strategy. But if this didn't work out, we will provide you with other
rare-to-find facebook hacking tools to use which, you will
have to play a part as well. Don't worry, there will be no trace of you
whatsoever and we and our tools are totally safe to use10印度家庭的補救措施血糖水平下降
10印度家庭的補救措施血糖水平下降
患糖尿病？這裡有一些方便的技巧，可以幫助保持這種血糖水平下降。
糖尿病是快速增長的生活方式疾病，可很少改變生活方式和健康飲食進行有效的管理之一。在體內高血糖為特徵的，這種情況會影響身體的要么產生胰島素或有效地利用胰島素的能力。雖然有很多可用的治療方案，以保持在控制你的血糖水平，家庭的補救措施在實現這一任務創造奇蹟。以下是排名前10位的有效的家庭療法，以保持你的血糖水平，過健康的生活與糖尿病。
1神聖羅勒（圖爾西）葉
羅勒的葉子都擠滿了抗氧化劑和精油產生丁香酚，丁香酚甲基丁香烯和。總的來說，這些化合物幫助（即存儲和釋放胰島素的細胞）才能正常工作，增加對胰島素的敏感性的胰腺β細胞。一個額外的優點是，在葉片本抗氧劑幫助打氧化應激的不良影響。
提示：消耗二點五十八圖爾西葉全部或大約一湯匙充分的果汁空腹降低血糖水平。下面是圖爾西的十大健康的好處
2亞麻籽（鋁矽）
由於其高纖維含量亞麻籽幫助脂肪和糖的適當吸收消化助劑。消費亞麻籽可以幫助近28％降低糖尿病患者的餐後血糖水平。
提示：每天早上消費空腹用一杯溫水地面亞麻籽粉一湯匙。但是，沒有超過每天2湯匙，因為它可能會損害您的健康。這裡有11個方法，包括在你的飲食亞麻籽。
3越橘葉（neelabadari）廠
越橘的葉子已在阿育吠陀被用於許多世紀以來，以控制糖尿病。最近，營養學雜誌指出，越橘植物的葉子含有高量的花色素，這提高參與葡萄糖運輸和脂肪代謝的各種蛋白質的作用。由於這種獨特的屬性，越橘葉是降低一個人的血糖水平的好方法。
提示：粉碎越橘葉研缽和消費空著肚子100毫克這種提取物日常。
4肉桂（dalchini）
也稱為dalchini，它提高了胰島素敏感性，降低血糖水平。有低至½每天肉桂茶匙可以提高一個人的胰島素敏感性，幫助控制體重，從而降低一個人的心臟疾病的風險。
提示：包含約1克dalchini到您的日常飲食中約一個月，以幫助降低血糖水平。閱讀肉桂更多的健康益處。
5綠茶
不同於其他茶葉，綠茶是未發酵的，是多酚含量高。多酚是一種強抗氧化劑和低血糖的化合物，它有助於控制血糖的釋放，有助於身體使用胰島素更好。更多10種口味的綠茶有20健康益處。
提示：陡峭的綠茶在熱水中2-3分鐘的袋子。取出包，並在早上或飯前喝這杯茶。
6鼓槌葉
也叫辣木，這種植物的葉子為自己提高一個人的能量的能力而著名。在糖尿病的情況下，辣木葉增加飽足感和減慢食物和降低血壓的破裂。
提示：需要幾個雞腿葉，洗淨，粉碎他們，並提取其汁液。現在採取這種汁的1/4杯，喝空腹，每天早上控制住你的血糖水平。
7車前草（Isabgol）
又稱洋車前子殼經常被用來作為瀉藥。當isabgol開始與水接觸時，它溶脹以形成凝膠狀物質。這減慢了擊穿和血糖的吸收。 Isabgol還可以保護胃部潰瘍和酸度襯。
提示：每頓飯後Cosume isabgol，最好用牛奶或水。應避免與豆腐有它，因為它會導致便秘。詳細閱讀有關isabgol或洋車前子殼，你不知道的8健康的好處。
8苦瓜（Karela）
富含植物胰島素多肽-P，生物化學，模仿由人類胰腺產生的胰島素，因此，降低血糖水平在體內。你可能喜歡閱讀有關民政救濟糖尿病。它也被稱為是由於稱為charatin和苦瓜素兩個非常重要的化合物，這是在降低人的血糖水平的關鍵化合物糖尿病非常有益的。
提示：每週消耗karela至少一次無論是作為一個subzi或咖哩。如果你想快速的結果，嘗試在三天有空腹karela一杯果汁一次。了解更多關於8名健康原因喝苦瓜或karela果汁！
9印楝
大量在印度發現，苦味葉有許多驚人的藥性。印楝增強胰島素受體的敏感性，有助於擴張血管改善血液循環，降低血糖水平，降低其對降血糖藥物的依賴。這裡有印楝更多的健康益處。
提示：喝楝樹葉的嫩芽汁液空腹以獲得最佳效果。
10印度黑莓（Jamun）
目前印度黑莓的種子苷防止澱粉糖的轉化。它可以降低血糖，並有助於防止胰島素高峰。佔姆還可以保護你的心臟疾病和其他血管疾病的特性。
提示：吃大約5 - 早上6 jamuns來控制你的血糖水平。另外，您還可以添加jamun籽粉一匙，以溫開水或一杯牛奶和日常飲用這種以更好地控制糖尿病。
請分享它，並給您的問題評論
患糖尿病？這裡有一些方便的技巧，可以幫助保持這種血糖水平下降。
糖尿病是快速增長的生活方式疾病，可很少改變生活方式和健康飲食進行有效的管理之一。在體內高血糖為特徵的，這種情況會影響身體的要么產生胰島素或有效地利用胰島素的能力。雖然有很多可用的治療方案，以保持在控制你的血糖水平，家庭的補救措施在實現這一任務創造奇蹟。以下是排名前10位的有效的家庭療法，以保持你的血糖水平，過健康的生活與糖尿病。
1神聖羅勒（圖爾西）葉
羅勒的葉子都擠滿了抗氧化劑和精油產生丁香酚，丁香酚甲基丁香烯和。總的來說，這些化合物幫助（即存儲和釋放胰島素的細胞）才能正常工作，增加對胰島素的敏感性的胰腺β細胞。一個額外的優點是，在葉片本抗氧劑幫助打氧化應激的不良影響。
提示：消耗二點五十八圖爾西葉全部或大約一湯匙充分的果汁空腹降低血糖水平。下面是圖爾西的十大健康的好處
2亞麻籽（鋁矽）
由於其高纖維含量亞麻籽幫助脂肪和糖的適當吸收消化助劑。消費亞麻籽可以幫助近28％降低糖尿病患者的餐後血糖水平。
提示：每天早上消費空腹用一杯溫水地面亞麻籽粉一湯匙。但是，沒有超過每天2湯匙，因為它可能會損害您的健康。這裡有11個方法，包括在你的飲食亞麻籽。
3越橘葉（neelabadari）廠
越橘的葉子已在阿育吠陀被用於許多世紀以來，以控制糖尿病。最近，營養學雜誌指出，越橘植物的葉子含有高量的花色素，這提高參與葡萄糖運輸和脂肪代謝的各種蛋白質的作用。由於這種獨特的屬性，越橘葉是降低一個人的血糖水平的好方法。
提示：粉碎越橘葉研缽和消費空著肚子100毫克這種提取物日常。
4肉桂（dalchini）
也稱為dalchini，它提高了胰島素敏感性，降低血糖水平。有低至½每天肉桂茶匙可以提高一個人的胰島素敏感性，幫助控制體重，從而降低一個人的心臟疾病的風險。
提示：包含約1克dalchini到您的日常飲食中約一個月，以幫助降低血糖水平。閱讀肉桂更多的健康益處。
5綠茶
不同於其他茶葉，綠茶是未發酵的，是多酚含量高。多酚是一種強抗氧化劑和低血糖的化合物，它有助於控制血糖的釋放，有助於身體使用胰島素更好。更多10種口味的綠茶有20健康益處。
提示：陡峭的綠茶在熱水中2-3分鐘的袋子。取出包，並在早上或飯前喝這杯茶。
6鼓槌葉
也叫辣木，這種植物的葉子為自己提高一個人的能量的能力而著名。在糖尿病的情況下，辣木葉增加飽足感和減慢食物和降低血壓的破裂。
提示：需要幾個雞腿葉，洗淨，粉碎他們，並提取其汁液。現在採取這種汁的1/4杯，喝空腹，每天早上控制住你的血糖水平。
7車前草（Isabgol）
又稱洋車前子殼經常被用來作為瀉藥。當isabgol開始與水接觸時，它溶脹以形成凝膠狀物質。這減慢了擊穿和血糖的吸收。 Isabgol還可以保護胃部潰瘍和酸度襯。
提示：每頓飯後Cosume isabgol，最好用牛奶或水。應避免與豆腐有它，因為它會導致便秘。詳細閱讀有關isabgol或洋車前子殼，你不知道的8健康的好處。
8苦瓜（Karela）
富含植物胰島素多肽-P，生物化學，模仿由人類胰腺產生的胰島素，因此，降低血糖水平在體內。你可能喜歡閱讀有關民政救濟糖尿病。它也被稱為是由於稱為charatin和苦瓜素兩個非常重要的化合物，這是在降低人的血糖水平的關鍵化合物糖尿病非常有益的。
提示：每週消耗karela至少一次無論是作為一個subzi或咖哩。如果你想快速的結果，嘗試在三天有空腹karela一杯果汁一次。了解更多關於8名健康原因喝苦瓜或karela果汁！
9印楝
大量在印度發現，苦味葉有許多驚人的藥性。印楝增強胰島素受體的敏感性，有助於擴張血管改善血液循環，降低血糖水平，降低其對降血糖藥物的依賴。這裡有印楝更多的健康益處。
提示：喝楝樹葉的嫩芽汁液空腹以獲得最佳效果。
10印度黑莓（Jamun）
目前印度黑莓的種子苷防止澱粉糖的轉化。它可以降低血糖，並有助於防止胰島素高峰。佔姆還可以保護你的心臟疾病和其他血管疾病的特性。
提示：吃大約5 - 早上6 jamuns來控制你的血糖水平。另外，您還可以添加jamun籽粉一匙，以溫開水或一杯牛奶和日常飲用這種以更好地控制糖尿病。
請分享它，並給您的問題評論
10 Indian home remedies for sugar level down
Suffering from diabetes?
Here are some handy tips that can help keep that sugar level down.
Diabetes is one
of the fast growing lifestyle disorder
that can be effectively managed with few lifestyle
modifications and eating a healthy diet. Characterized by high blood sugar
levels in the body, this condition affects the body’s ability to either produce
insulin or to use insulin effectively.
Although there are numerous treatment options available to keep your blood
sugar levels in control, home remedies can work wonders in achieving this task.
Here are top 10 effective home remedies to maintain your blood sugar levels and lead a healthy
life with diabetes.
1 Holy Basil (tulsi)
leaves
The leaves of holy basil are packed with antioxidants and essential oils that
produce eugenol, methyl eugenol and caryophyllene. Collectively these compounds
help the pancreatic beta cells (cells that store and release insulin) to
function properly and increase sensitivity to insulin. An added advantage is
that the antioxidants present in the leaves help beat the ill effects of
oxidative stress.
Tip: Consume two to three tulsi leaves
whole or about one tablespoon full of its juice on an empty stomach to lower
the blood sugar levels. Here are top
10 health benefits of tulsi
2 Flax seeds (Alsi)
Due to their high fibre content
flaxseeds help digestion and aid in the proper absorption of fats and sugars.
Consuming flax seed helps reduce a diabetic’s postprandial sugar level by
almost 28 per cent.
Tip: Consume
one tablespoon of ground flaxseed powder every morning on an empty stomach with
a glass of warm water. However, do not have more than 2 tablespoons per day, as
it can be detrimental to your health. Here are 11
ways to include flaxseeds in your diet.
3 Leaves of bilberry (neelabadari)
plant
The leaves of bilberry have been used in Ayurveda for
many centuries to control diabetes. Recently, the Journal of Nutrition stated
that the leaves of the Bilberry plant contain high amounts of anthocyanidin,
which enhance the action of various proteins involved in glucose transportation
and fat metabolism. Due to this unique property, bilberry leaves are a great
way to lower one’s blood sugar levels.
Tip: Crush
bilberry leaves in a mortar and pestle and consume 100 milligrams of this extract
everyday on an empty stomach.
4 Cinnamon (dalchini)
Also known as dalchini, it improves insulin sensitivity and lower blood
glucose levels. Having as little as ½ teaspoon of cinnamon per day can improve
one’s insulin sensitivity and help controlling weight, thereby decreasing one’s
risk for heart disease.
Tip: Include about 1 gram of dalchini into
your daily diet for about a month to help lower blood sugar levels. Read more health benefits of cinnamon.
5 Green Tea
Unlike other tea leaves, green
tea is unfermented and is high in polyphenol content.
Polyphenol is a strong antioxidant and hypo-glycaemic compound that helps
control the release of blood sugars and helps the body use insulin better. Read
more 10 types of flavoured green tea
that have 20 health benefits.
Tip: Steep a
bag of green tea in hot water for 2-3 minutes. Remove the bag and drink a cup
of this tea in the morning or before your meals.
6 Drumstick leaves
Also called moringa, the leaves of this plant are best
known for their ability to boost one’s energy. In the case of diabetics, the
moringa leaf increases satiety and slows the breakdown of food and lower blood pressure.
Tip: Take a few drumstick leaves, wash and
crush them to extract their juice. Now take about 1/4th cup of this juice and
drink it on an empty stomach, every morning to keep your sugar levels under
control.
7 Psyllium husk (Isabgol)
Also known as psyllium husk is often used as a laxative.
When isabgol comes in contact with water, it swells to form a gel-like
substance. This slows the breakdown and absorption of blood glucose. Isabgol
also protects the stomach lining from ulcers and acidity.
Tip: Cosume isabgol after every meal,
ideally with milk or water. Avoid having it with curd as it can lead to constipation. Read in detail about 8 health benefits of isabgol or psyllium husk you
didn’t know.
8 Bitter gourd (Karela)
Rich in plant insulin-polypeptide-P, a bio-chemical that
mimics the insulin produced by the human pancreas and
thus, reduces sugar levels in the body. You may like to read about home
remedies for diabetes. It is also known to be highly beneficial for diabetics
owing to the two very essential compounds called charatin and momordicin,
which are the key compounds in lowering one’s blood sugar levels.
Tip: Consume karela at
least once a week either as a subzi or in a curry. If you want quick results,
try having a glass of karela juice on an empty stomach once in three days. Read
more about 8 healthy reasons
to drink bittergourd or karela juice!
9 Neem
Found abundantly in India, the bitter leaf has a number of
amazing medicinal properties. Neem enhances
insulin receptor sensitivity, helps improve blood circulation by dilating the
blood vessels, lowers blood glucose levels and reduces one’s dependence on
hypoglycaemic drugs. Here are more
health benefits of neem.
Tip: Drink the juice of the tender shoot
of neem leaves on an empty stomach for best results.
10 Indian blackberry (Jamun)
A glycoside present in the seeds of Indian blackberry
prevents the conversion of starch to sugar. It lowers blood sugar and helps
prevent insulin spikes. Jambul also has properties that can protect you from
heart diseases and other vascular disorders.
Tip: Eat around 5 – 6 jamuns in the morning to control
your blood sugar levels. Alternatively, you can also add a spoonful of jamun seeds powder to a glass
of warm water or milk and
drink this daily for better control of diabetes.
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Best Ways to Impress Your Boss
Best Ways to Impress Your Boss
Apart from working hard, having the right technical skills,
and always achieving all your work goals, there are other ways you can impress
your boss, and we’re not talking about washing his car or shining his shoes.
From being an
employee who does manual work to one that manages a team of 50 people, there
are certain principles that are universally appreciated by bosses
regardless of the job scope and market.
In order to be highly
successful impressive employees, there are a few timeless traits that you
should inculcate in your working attitude. Here are 8 legitimate ways you
can take up to impress your boss, regardless of whether you are a new employee,
an established one or a team lead.
Recommended
Reading: 7 More Tips for
Moving Up the Corporate Ladder.
1. Be Proactive: Be Willing to Learn
When you first join
an organization, chances are that your boss will only ‘teach’ you what you need
to know in order to do your job properly. There are many things outside your
job scope that you need to learn in order to familiarize yourself with the organization.
There are also things
that can’t be taught, such as unofficial or unwritten shortcuts that
your boss and/or colleagues might know of when it comes to dealing with certain
things or people.
For one reason or
another, your boss would probably prefer that you find out these shortcuts for
yourself through the course of your work or interactions with colleagues and
clients. That’s where your willingness to learn will help propel your career.
Learn
the hard way or Just Listen
In some cases, there
are lessons that you can only acquire through experience; there’s no way
to go about it but to dive in headlong and learn things the hard way. Hence,
you should be proactive and be open to new experiences, be willing to try out
new things, and listen to the advice from people who have been there, done
that.
Your initiative is
essential to your personal career groowth. If you don’t have the initiative,
you’ll never ‘get it’ no matter who teaches you.
2. Be Proactive: Find Solutions
After getting
acquainted with your job, you’ll find that there are certain existing loopholes
or prevailing problems that have been left unsolved by the current crew. This
can well be your opportunity to shine.
Seek these problems
and raise the issue with your boss, but don’t stop there. Come up with
some potential solutions to solve them. Even if you have yet to appreciate
the scenario as much as your boss does, the fact that you’ve showed the
initiative to think through them will probably impress on him or her.
Suggest
but Don’t Force
Do not however make
the mistake of forcing your solution into effect. Some problems prevail
because of unclear reasons that you should probably figure out before you make
any rash changes to the norm.
This is especially
true when you are in a decision-making role, because the changes you impose to
a well-established structure, no matter how flawed, will undoubtedly face
resistance from parts of the organization.
Also
check out: 6 Tips Towards Not
Having Pointless Meetings
3. Be Responsible: Admit Your Mistakes
We make mistakes from
time to time, that’s how we learn. Any decent boss will recognize this as
a way of life, and will value your honesty and integrity over your ability to
fess up and admit that you screwed up. Everyone can make mistakes but not
everyone dare admit that they did.
Your boss may
actually be happier to know that he has an employee who takes responsibility
for their actions even if you feel that you have let them down.
That being said, take
note that not all bosses (or management) tolerate mistakes. Therefore, it is expected
of you to come up with a solution especially when the problem you have created
had dire consequences.
Draw up and present a
concrete plan to rectify the issue or minimize the damage caused. Even if the
idea dooes not sound feasible to them, at least you have shown your efforts in
trying to remedy it.
4. Be Responsible: Act on What You Say
Establish a good rep
for yourself in the organization by making your promises happen. This is
important if you want people to take your words seriously. Being able to
deliver is a mark of reliability for you as an employee or essentially
someone people work with. Your boss will entrust you with greater
responsibilities as you prove that you can walk the talk.
Watch
what is on your Plate
There are times when
you may find it hard to keep fulfilling your promises for various reasons. For
instance, you may have promised your boss to get a certain project done by a
certain deadline, but other work commitments got in the way. Under such
circumstances, you should consider negotiating with your boss for a lesser
workload, or a later deadline to get the project done.
It’s not that
straightforward all the time, so you will definitely have to weigh your options
and prioritize. The bottom-line is, don’t promise what you probably can’t
deliver!
5. Be a team Player: Volunteer
Offer to help your
colleagues when they get overwhelmed by their workload. This will not only earn
you the respect from your boss, but also from your teammates. If you prefer
this approach, there are a few things you should be wary of.
First, make sure that
you can cope with your own workload first before offering to help. Secondly,
suffice to say that you should assume a secondary role especially when
decisions are to be made. You should not assume responsibility for another
person’s job.
Also be advised that
when you offer your help too often, your colleagues might take this for granted
and pass their work to you. You should know when to draw the line to make sure
that you only help them when they are drowning in their work, not when they
still have time to chat with the receptionist. One thing you can look forward
to with this approach is that when you need help yourself, you know who you can
turn to.
6. Be a team Player: Stay Upbeat
When morale is low in
the office, everyone’s dragging their feet to work every morning. Work
productivity drops, and complaints get louder day by day. If there could only
be a person who turns up for work on time every day, who gives his best in his
job, doesn’t complain, keeps everyone motivated with his positivity,
subconsciously inspiring and lifting the spirits of even those who’ve only
heard about him, he would be the life of the office.
Now, imagine if you
are that person. You will be that shining beacon of light in times of chaos for
others to look up to. You’ll ‘lighten’ up your working environment. For this to
work, you need to have a positive attitude at work. Not only does positivity
give you the energy to perform your best at work, it also distinguishes you
from the rest of the crowd. You’ll not only impress the boss, you can impress
everyone in the office.
7. Be a leader: Fight for your Staff
If
you’re managing a group of people under you,
note that your boss will assess you with a different yardstick. As the leader
and decision maker of the group, you represent your team when dealing with
higher authority aka the boss.
You have a greater
say than your subordinates when it comes to requesting for things important to
the well-being of your staff. This is where you can impress your boss and make
your team members look up to you.
Be
a part of the Team
Whether it is about
turning away unnecessary workload for your team, or about getting a larger
chunk of the resources or more benefits for your people, showing that you care
enough to act on their behalf would earn you valuable points as a leader. And
in return, your staff would prefer to remain under your care and supervision
and will deliver and perform better.
Fight for your staff
and in return, they will fight for you. And that’s how you impress your boss
and become invaluable to the organization.
8. Be a Leader: Practice what you Preach
You can’t be the
person setting the rules, then breaking them. Life doesn’t work that way. Lead
by example, they say – actually nowadays they demand it. If you yourself
demand that your team be punctual to work every day, as the leader who is seen
to be more capable and reliable, you can’t be the last person to enter the
office. Break the rules one time too often and it’ll just be a matter of time
before your authority and power gets undermined.
Ultimately, how you
behave as a leader affects the entire team you’re leading. A team is only as
disciplined as how their leader is.
How to Improve the Perception
of Your Inputs
Consciously or not, most people still
judge employees by their perceived contributions. There are several ways you
can appear to be more productive:
·
Arrive Early. This has always been
the key to impress a boss who is concerned with your inputs. Since it is so
hard to predict when traffic will be bad or your bus will be late, sometimes
the only way to ensure you are always on time is to arrive early. Arriving
before your bosses will give them an impressive notion of your work ethic.
·
Dress Well. It is probably
subconscious, but people who are more nicely dressed than their peers are
perceived as being better workers. Be careful not to take this too far. Observing
a higher dress code will stand out as an obvious attempt at flattery. For
example, if no one else wears a tie, then you shouldn’t. If they do, then wear
a nice, clean one.
·
Use Your Computer Like a Pro. Nearly all jobs, even labor positions, now require the use
of a computer. Using your computer quickly is the technological equivalent of
walking quickly. Here are some tips to improve computer performance and productivity.
·
Leave Your Baggage at Home. If they could, every interviewer would ask if aspects of
your personal life are going to distract you and your co-workers and hurt
office productivity. The ideal employee is completely dedicated to the job and
has no personal life. Although that does not describe a normal human being, you
can still do your part to keep your personal life personal. Do your best not to
publicly share problems with your co-workers. Telephone calls to your family
and friends should ideally take place in private. Short of a genuine emergency,
do not rely on your personal life as an excuse for any issues related to job
performance. Strive to be your office’s lowest contributor of drama.
·
Stay Focused. Don’t be seen paying
your bills at the office or aimlessly surfing the web. Long chats with your
co-workers about non-work related subjects can only reinforce the image that
your mind is elsewhere.
·
Stay Positive. If you don’t like your
job, constructively approach those who can help you. Offer specific remedies
rather than general complaints. Frame your solutions as being in the best
interest of the company, not your personal well being. Do it privately and never
complain about your job publicly.
·
Be Incredibly Honest.
Never lie about any aspect of your job or your co-workers, even when the truth
is embarrassing. Being caught in even the smallest lie can destroy your
credibility when it matters the most.
·
Stay Late. Don’t leave the office
before your bosses leave. Even though this can be extremely inconvenient at
times, it shows them that you are working longer hours than they are, and it
exudes a sense of respect. Leaving early every day reflects a lack of passion about
the position and a lack of desire to take on additional projects.
·
Walk Quickly Around the Office. My grandfather taught me this trick a long time ago. When
you need to speak with other colleagues, get some water, or even use the
restroom, do it quickly. When you are noticed, it will always seem like you are
very busy at your job. People who do not look busy are the first people looked
at when firing employees.
How
to Improve the Perception of Your Outputs
·
Keep Up with the Industry. Some people are so focused on their job that they forget
about the world around them. Read trade magazines or join industry groups. If
you can make references to what you have learned, your boss may begin to see
your accomplishments in a broader context.
·
Be Proactive. Yes, I know this is a
popular buzzword, but there really is value in suggesting something yourself
before your boss does. Coming up with your own ideas and assignments
establishes yourself as someone who is interested in promoting the interests of
the company even when not being required to.
·
Meet or Beat Your Deadlines. Delivering your finished product ahead of schedule will
always impress your boss. The Scotty character from the original Star Trek
series popularized the idea of overestimating the time to completion by
finishing repairs ahead of schedule. This trick still works in the real world!
·
Don’t Turn Down Assignments. When your boss comes to you with a project or research
assignment, simply accept it and add it to your list. Even if you are extremely
busy, learn to prioritize your different projects. Stay longer hours if you
have to and get each assignment done on time. Sometimes your boss may give you
many things to balance on your plate in order to test your skills, work ethic,
and passion.
·
Keep Track of Your Work. Only by measuring your output can you show your boss what
you have accomplished. Keep track of the quality and quantity of your work
throughout each quarter. Write down examples of areas in which you’ve improved
since your last performance review. When a client or a co-worker
offers you a compliment, make note of that as well. By keeping a record of
these things, you will have much-needed ammunition in your favor to present
during your performance review and use as leverage to get a raise, bonus, or promotion.
Final
Word
Anyone can chat up their boss and try
to ingratiate themselves. While it is possible that people will favor those
with whom they are most friendly, most employers will continue to evaluate people
based on their perceived job performance. Following these suggestions will help
you to improve your standing with your supervisor, whether they are actually
concerned with your performance, or just notice if you appear to be busy.
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